Sunday, December 16, 2007

Pakistan Confirms 1st Human Bird-Flu Death

Health officials in Pakistan have confirmed the country's first human fatality caused by bird flu.

The Health Ministry says the victim worked at a poultry farm in Pakistan's North West Frontier Province, near the border with Afghanistan.

Officials say the brother of the man infected with avian influenza also died recently, but he was not tested for the disease.

At least five other people from the same border region have recently been confirmed as suffering from the deadly H5N1 strain of bird flu. Pakistani authorities say two have recovered, and the remaining patients are in quarantine.

The World Health Organization said Saturday it was aware of eight suspected human cases of H5N1 bird flu in Pakistan's Peshawar region. The Geneva-based organisation says it is providing technical support to the country's Health Ministry.

WHO says more than 200 people have died of bird flu worldwide since 2003.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

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Friday, August 03, 2007

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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Hoarfrost is in his bones and


Hoarfrost is in his bones and on his head,
Before those virile women!
I seek, above all, in the wandering
Wheel tracks entrench themselves in snow, yet painted
Set on that tomb in the eternal night;
snowdrops and crocuses might be fooled
Deep in the fog that quenches every ray,
Absurdly, my eyes can only see the arc
Alberti, Brunelleschi, Sangallo,
And he is swathed in ever-petrified dread;
I bring down a bitof its light
their bellies, they’re out cold, instantaneously
Merely a mockery of spring
At San Biagio, in the most intense room
Thinking of your abiding spirit brings
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Friday, July 27, 2007

My soul lies cracked; and

My soul lies cracked; and when, in its despair,
Thinking of your abiding spirit brings
Green lilac buds appear that won’t survive
Like an old soldier, wakeful, in his tent!
Two of us, Docteur and Madame Machin, who stand
Along the walls are only empty niches,
That this mud draws on the stone.
Your gloved hands covering your lips’ good-bye
With sun’s warmth wasted on a stone,
Away, my songs, must we go
Astonished that you have returned to go
Homeward into the howling woods, although
"Be off!" say Winter’s snows;
Toward the still dab of white that oscillates
The surge of swirling wind defines
Green lilac buds appear that won’t survive
Archangel Winter, darkness on his back
It’s snowing, it’s returning to a town
Right, and appears from here to be overcome

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Thursday, July 19, 2007

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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

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My name is Ali Tunkara from Gambia,i am contacting you in regards to my step mother wish, she has been diagnosed for cancer for about 3 years ago, she wrote to donated our funds to charities organization.

She stated that she was touched to donate from what we have inherited from my Father to the Charities and deposit part in my name to further my Education rather than allow my relatives to use the hard earned funds for pleasure.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

Penis Philanthropist

One year after we moved into our new ranch-style home, the Merion Bluegrass lawn was growing well and the basic flower beds were mapped out. A new home doesn’t need repairs, but a myriad of needs kept cropping up to soak up any available money. A trip to the local plant nursery put us in shock when we added up the cost of perennials, mulching and proper bricks for the borders. I would search the want ads for bargain lots of building materials, garden tools, mowers and fertilizer with much success. When people move, they don’t want to weigh down the moving van with old tools and bags of fertilizer. They practically give them away.


The one thing people would never part with are their perennials. Plants and trees are quite visible to the new owners and they usually expect that they go with the house. My whole winter was spent browsing the catalogs for hosta, iris, roses, and especially day lilies. Available in mouth-watering shades, these new hybrid day lilies come in different heights and plant habit. Some are good for along a fence, other make good border plants, each clump doubling in size every year. Unlike the road side day lilies that grow to four feet tall, bloom only briefly, and send out root runners to take over the rest of the garden, the hybrids are garden friendly. Unfortunately, a grouping of three roots cost about eight dollars, sending the cost of the needed plants into the hundreds of dollars.


One day, in a conversation with a local nursery owner, he revealed the source of some of his day lilies. The farmer lived in a nearby town and grew day lilies for a living. Some intense research turned up his address and I paid him a visit. Presented with row upon row of cultivated day lilies in every imaginable shape and color, I drooled over owning just a few of them for our garden. I parted with all the money I had, fifteen dollars, and went home with three starter clumps. Before leaving, I took a few pictures of his fields and some individual blossoms he had self propagated. I later made a set for him to keep. One low growing beauty sported forty blooms on each stalk (opening one per day) in tones of deep ruby red. Another met the dawn in diamond dusted five-inch-wide flowers in ivory and shell pink, showing an apple green center. A third boasted four inch blooms in a true lemon yellow.


The following summer, I received a call from the farmer. He informed me that he had sold his farm land to a developer and had already bought ten acres twenty miles further west. He had removed all he needed to seed the new day lily farm but was forced to leave hundreds of mature plants. The bulldozers were slated to start preparing the land for the new development the following week and if I would like, I could help myself to any number of plants for my garden. I almost dropped the phone in excitement. Here was presented to me the most desirable flowering perennials I could dream of for our garden! Free!! I thanked him and spent the next three days digging, boxing, and transporting the day lilies. The next July Fourth we had a barbecue party in the back yard. Ringing the gentle curves of the brick borders bloomed forty varieties of hybrid day lilies, glorifying our new garden and warming our hearts.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Modules

The need for modules It arrives at each successful businesses: you installed a new brilliant network of systems of associated of Avaya and that functioned admirably. Little too admirably. The businesses became so productive and so effective that employed them more and more had to be rented. Soon, there were not aucunes lines or prolongation available. Chaos reigned. The employees had to divide the telephones, 5 people on a telephone. You had to dismount Internet thus you could connect your telecopier. The chiefs of company spent the innumerable hours at the meetings, sending the note after the note filled out of cries for the assistance. Buying another network was suggested by a lower director of row, but it was put fire to offer ideas idiots and useless. There are an answer however, a solution, an exit of despair and misery caused by a fundamental lack of lines and prolongations. Modules. The modules are fast and easy the modules are the key which opens the door required a telephone for each employee, a port for each computer and the telecopier. To increase thus quickly and with the facility. The sleep knowing you firmly select an effective and profitable option of washing. Module T1 has two advantages: it adds 16 lines partial control T1 and better use of functionality T1. But why stop with a simple module; more employees equalizes more lines, and a module gives you only 16 additional expenses. To buy the multiple modules, and you can create the network perfect, able to support all your employees. According to the way in which configure them to you, the modules can add up to 19 lines and 44 prolongations, or 31 lines and 8 prolongations. It is your choice, based on your needs. The modules have devices the modules have another advantage: they have devices. The devices freeze on the cake of extension of network. The cake is rich and moist; savour is balanced perfectly without being too heavy. Only, the cake would be simply good. But glazing adds a new whole dimension to the cake. A new characteristic which increases the total savour of the cake. It is the same manner with the modules and the devices. They come with the possibilities avançées from telephony which help to increase the productivity and the effectiveness: the identification of visitor, send all the calls, and conference call of part 5. The devices also amplify mobility; The portable telephone are connected and the remote work of the call forwarding in the conjunction enabling you to receive calls of businesses anywhere disappear you.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Secrets on Website Promotion: Marketing Plan for Joe Nogood Gift Store

Joe Nogood owns a small but thriving gift store. He is middle-aged and he dabbles in the stock market and has survived some major crashes in his time. He is an expert on gifts, having learned the skills over the years. There is only one word to describe him, ordinary.

Joe has been studying the internet for months, surveying the battlefield, as he calls it. One day, he declared to Stan, his longtime buddy. "The dotcom bubble has bottomed out, I see that we are at the beginning of a new uptrend. Let’s build an online store".

Setting up a website is like setting up a business in a foreign land. Joe had to learn the foreign language (HTML, XML, PHP, Perl, CGI, Java, CSS, RSS).

The first stage was easy enough. They quickly decided on JoeNoGood.com, it has a counterculture aura around it and a matching slogan as well - We’re Good at JoeNoGood.com.

Registering JoeNoGood.com (domain name), finding a web-hosting company to host his site and finding a credit card processor to handle the credit card transactions were simple tasks. There are also some excellent open-source software that, with some basic knowledge, Joe and Stan built their website within two weeks.

The second stage is by far the toughest and will need stamina – website marketing and promotion. Having a website is like having a billboard pasted with your messages on an island. Now Joe needs visitors (hits) and bridges (links) to his little island.

When a consumer wants to find a product, 80% of the time, this person will use a search engine. Joe’s website has to search-engine friendly - when a search is made for a product or service at JoeNoGood.com, Joe want his website’s page to be in the top 20 rankings (top 10 would be ideal). This is Joe’s first-year marketing plan.

Sending 48 Free-Reprint Articles a year

Joe’s marketing plan needs him to write 48 articles a year. He understood that his articles have to be original, informative, entertaining and in plain language. With his buddy during an all-night brainstorming session they agreed on a few ideas.

A Brief History of Gift-Giving would be a good start. Gifts for Positive Response might be another – not corruption, you blockhead, think about a prelude to a marriage proposal or motivating a teenage student to excel in his studies. Romantics may like to read Gifts for Your Love; the list goes on and on.

Perhaps, a possible topic may be Gift-Receiving Habits of Bushmen Americans, the ones concentrated in the D.C. area. Bushmen use strange language like "I wish to caveat my response" which is hardly understandable by the public. A follow-up article like Bushmen Gifts – the Impact on Iraq’s Economy may provide the scholarly reputation for Joe, a must-read for think tanks around the world.

Publishing 4 Free E-books a year

Since Joe wrote an article a week, within three months, he will have enough material for an e-book. Knowing the hassles, he decides on a commercial website that can convert his articles into an EXE and PDF format and submit this free-for-download e-book to the various depositories on his behalf.

Naturally, since this e-book is free, Joe inserted some messages on his products and services in a non-intrusive manner. Joe thought – an e-book-cum-catalog, what a clever idea. He wants to persuade without using the ways used by in-your-face marketers. Joe wants his readers to know and believe he is true to his chosen slogan.

On publishing his first e-book and seeing a growing readership, Joe called his printers and ordered a fresh set of new name cards – Joe Nogood, Owner-Internet Writer-Author. Stan sensed a distinct glow about Joe’s demeanor since that moment.

Releasing 4 Free Software a year using Rebrand Software

Neither Joe nor Stan can write software of professional quality. It is true Stan attended a few night classes in programming but writing software that will be used as market promotion tools is a different kettle of fish altogether.

Giving away free software like corporate gifts (golf caps, diaries) will need quality and robust software. When users download and use Joe’s software, they will see JoeNoGood.com logo and a link directly to Joe’s site. Apart from the onetime costs, there are no extra costs - when Joe gives out this corporate gift to 1000 or 1 million, his outlay is the same. Joe’s eyes glistened on hearing this.

Joe found a rebrand software site that will sell him resale rights with adjustments. That is important, because JoeNoGood.com do not want to be associated with cloned software that everybody may have, like many marketing self-help books. He wants some unique feature that will distinguish his corporate gift from the others. Finally, he decided on an RSS news feed reader, stock charting program, a time planner with crypto functions and a computer security tool.

Sending 6 Press Releases a year

Joe understands that sending messages is tricky. From his knowledge of Chaos Theory, which he learned from analyzing stocks, information seeps through the internet at different speeds.

A press release by Google can travel round the world many times in a few hours. On the other hand, a message by Joe may take months just to cross the Atlantic Ocean. Hence, he chose RushPRnews.com headed by a veteran with 15+ years experience to give him an edge over the thousands of press releases filed each day.

A happy ending

At the end of the first year, Joe found he gained about 1000 links for his articles, assuming 20 links for each article. For the 8 free e-books and software titles, he got about 2000 links, assuming 250 links for each title. For the press releases, he found another 250-500 links. 3000-plus inbound links for one year of hard work is indeed gratifying for Joe.

Years down the road, Joe’s hard work and determination had paid off. His store is the recognized leader with over 36% of the global share in gift sales. From the meticulous data he has collected over the years, he converted these to marketing data that any advertiser or gift manufacturer would die to get their hands on. Joe wisely published for-subscription-only e-books with the grand title of Collective Consciousness of Gift Buyers by Country, Month and Year and priced them in eGold (equivalent to thousands of Yanks dollars). Joe Nogood struck dotcom gold. The powers in Mountain View are not amused.

JoeNoGood.com and Joe Nogood are fictional. Hopefully readers can see a bit of themselves in Joe as he grapples with the complex issues on the Internet. Stay tuned, folks.

The term Bushmen Americans is hereby released into the public domain. A small attribution (first coined by Stan Seecrets) is appreciated. The usefulness of this term may have a limited shelf life (around Jan. 2009) unless someone named Jeb becomes President then.

The name Joe Nogood is the exclusive copyright of Stan Seecrets. Fair use is permitted.

Anybody who wants to trade his full-featured, hydrogen-fuel-cell-powered, ocean-going yacht for exclusive movie/television rights to Joe Nogood’s story can contact this author 24/7.

Stan Seecrets Postulate: We’re Good at JoeNoGood.com (figure this one out yourself).

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